Shhh, don’t scare baby

The most disgusting thing I read recently is that Katie Holmes had to agree to have a “silent birth.” That means she can’t scream her head off or make any noise that implies pain. IT”S Å scientologist thing. Freaking shift key is sticky.

That’s just cruel to do to someone. Make them promise not to cry out during child birth.

I have one Werthers left.

Okay: the only reason I want breast implants. Within the next fifteen years you can get implants that are actually MP3 Players.

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